Fishing Jokes, Cartoons, Riddles and other Humor

You might be a fisherman if...

1. You have a power worm dangling from you rear view mirror because you think it makes a good air freshener.
2. You wedding party has to tie tin cans to the back of your boat.
3. You call your boat "sweetheart" and your wife "skeeter."
4. Your local tackle shop has your credit card number on file.
5. You keep a flippin stick by your favorite chair to change the tv channels with.
6. You get 40 to life because your teenager asked you to buy a jet ski.
7. You name your black lab "Mercury" and your cat "Evinrude".
8. Bass Pro Shop has a private line just for you.
9. You honeymooned in Islamorada - ALONE.
10. You have your name painted on a parking space at the launch ramp.
11. You have a photo of your 40 lb. grouper on your desk at work instead of your family.
12. You consider viennies and crackers a complete meal.
13. You think MEGABYTES means a great day fishing.
14. You send your kid off to the first day of school with his shoes tied in a polomar knot.
15. Your wife wears green lipstick so you'll kiss her more.
16. You think there are four seasons - Pre-spawn, Spawn, Post spawn and Hunting.
17. Your $30,000 boat's trailer need's tires so you "borrow" the one's off your trailer house.
18. Your wife tells you she is feeling "frisky" but you don't know what she means until she explains she wants to spawn.
19. You trade your wife's van for a smaller vehicle so your boat will fit in the garage.
20. Your kids know it's Saturday - because the boat is gone.

The Good Old Days - White Man Joke

"When asked what do you think of all the white man has done?" The chief stared at the officials for more than a minute, and then calmly replied. "When white man found this land, Indians were running it. No taxes. No debt. Plenty fish, plenty deer. Women did most of the work. Medicine man free. Indian men hunted and fished all day." The chief paused, then added, "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

The Reel Underwater View

Fishing For a Sale - Relationship Joke

A keen local lad applied for a salesman's job at the department store. In fact it was the biggest store in the county - you could get anything there. The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?" Yes, I was a salesman at the local market" said the lad. The boss liked the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you when we close up." The day was long and arduous for the young man, but finally 5 o'clock came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?" "One," said the young salesman. "Only one?" blurted the boss, "most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale worth?" "One hundred thousand dollars," said the young man. "How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss.