Sounds a Little Fishy - a Relationship Joke

The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, "Yes! Lot's of Bonefish, some Tarpon, and a few Permit. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas! like I asked you to do?" The wife replies; "I did, they were in your tackle box."

The Chase - Enforcement Humor

A couple of young guys were in their boat fishing on their favorite flat just off the shore. Suddenly the local FWC Officer appeared! Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and dove into the water and began swimming for shore. The FWC Officer followed him, while the other guy in the boat left, for about a half mile.

The young man finally stopped and got into the Officer's boat and, with his hands on his thighs, tried to catch his breath. The Officer said "Let's see yer fishin license, boy!". With that he pulled out his wallet and gave the officer a valid fishing license. Well, son, You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!

Yes sir, replied the young feller. But my friend back there, well, he don't have one.

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in Islamorada. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a short nap.

Although she isn't familiar with the area, the wife decides to take out the boat. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes an FWC Officer in his boat. He pulls up alongside her and says,"Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?" "Reading my book," she replies, thinking isn't that obvious? "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?" "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the Officer. "That's true, but you do have all the equipment."
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.